Red dot forehead

So one of the features of Steve's laptop is a TV antennae that you can use externally. The thing looks like the corner-cleaner attachment on a vacuum and has a giant suction cup on the bottom. Well, it was late at night and Steve stuck it to his forehead, noting the similarity to a unicorn. Then, as he pulled it off, it made the funniest suction sound. So he stuck it on and pulled it off numerous times as we laughed.

He didn't think it was so funny the next morning when he looked in the mirror and discovered it had left a large red dot, essentially a hickey, in the middle of his head. What was worse, the missionaries randomly called and asked him to speak at someone's baptism that day... he said no one heard what he said, they were all just staring at his forehead....